HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE !!!!
... and even if you burn the turkey don't despair!
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12 Reasons to be thankful you burnt the Bird
1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Yummy!
Posted by Kim at Wednesday, November 21, 2007
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3 comments:
Too Funny. I love the one where, the uninvited guest will think twice next year.
I love company, but it is still funny.
Mrs. Martin- I LOVE company too but it was good for a laugh! Did you burn the turkey??
Nope, I better not, after all these years. I would never live it down.
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